by: gr8whitehyp3
Description}: Harley cools off too, as her and Catwoman come to a shaky truce. The comic was planned to go for 5 more pages after this. While Catwoman and Harley are talking, Catwoman asks her what the big vats of water are for, and Harley tells her how Mr. J used to keep some of his favorite pets in these, like sharks, electric eels, ect. Don't worry though, he got rid of those a while ago, except for his mutant pirahna. They both nervously grow silent as that sinks in, while the viewpoint would show their asses from under the water, getting closer and closer. Both girls scream out as their behinds get chomped by the pirahna. Selina is able to crawl out and painfully pull off the offending fish, while she leaves Harley screaming in the vat of water. Selina slowly limps to the diamond, while rubbing her sore butt. She sees the lasers have been deactivated, after zapping Harley's poor butt so much they malfunctioned. "Say what you want about crazy Harley" mutters Selina as she pockets the diamond, "her big butt can sure take a lot of punishment. Maybe it's because of her dating the Joker for so long?" She starts to slowly make her exit, but stops when she hears a scream. "Selina, please help! I'm sorry!" She looks to see that Harley is nearly out of the water, but can't drag her butt out because the pirahna have clamped down on it too hard and are pulling too strong! She throws her whip to her to help pull her out. Harley falls on her stomach, pirahna still attached. A few more cracks of Catwoman's whip removes the pirahna. "Th..thanks kitty.." Harley mutters, before dropping her head down in exhaustion. Selina winks, and makes her exit. Well, that's what was supposed to happen. If all went well I was thinking of a follow up page or two showing Joker punishing Harley for getting his diamond stolen.
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