by: Schemerman
Description}: The final showdown. Location - bathroom... Decorations... lights... characters ready... And I shout: "ACTION!" ------------------------------------------------------------- Ulia: "Mum, why are we here?" Mum: "Because of your bad habit, dear" (shows a piece of soap) Ulia: "Whaa... A soap!? What are you..." Mum: "I'm going to soap your mouth" Ulia: (looks scared) Mum: "Open your mouth" Ulia: (holds lips tight) Mum: "Soap-in-the-mouth!" (lightly slaps daughter's buttock) Ulia: "AWWW!" (opens her mouth in a cry) Mum: "AHA!" (pushes piece of soap through girl's lips) Ulia: "...uwwu! UWUWUWU!!!" Mum: (smiles) Ulia: "...MUFUWUWU!!!" (rises hands to the mouth) Mum: "Haaandsoooooff" (slaps Ulia's hands; a big smile) Ulia: "MWUUUUUUUU!" Mum: "That's it" (lets girl spit it out - soap falls on the floor) Ulia: "...iths sow inthipid!!!" Mum: "Whaaat?!!" (she's... laughing!) Now let's clean your mouth good! (takes a toothbrush) Mother silent monologue: Mmmm... There... and there. Cleaning teeth and tongue with a bitter soap) Aha) Now she smells good) Lavander fragrance) Whahahaha!)) She has soap bubble breath) Mum: "Ulia, you are a soapbubblebreath!" Ulia: "Soathpubl... bleth!? ...mwummy, fho!?" Mum: "Wahahahahahahahaha!!! Aaah..." ... I look at her and my heart sings. A sunshine after rainfall... This is song of happiness. My girl is so cute. So clean and pure. A shiny little angel. And there unshaven russki artist shouts: CUT! IT'S A WRAP-A-F#$@%NSHI#@!!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Then mumbles: Hell. That's just too simple. Happy ending... SO TRIVIAL! UUUNFORGIVABLE! There should be ACTION! PURSUIT! Look! - A girl's backed to the wall... Yeah! NO ESCAPE! DEAD END! She tries to fight a stronger enemy and dies as a brave! WARRIOR'S FATE! A SPANKING FATALITY!!! And theeeen... P.S. - Cruel scheming continues. No one (EVEN I!!!) knows what could happen next. Stay tuned... AND THANK YOU, DEAR VIEWERS. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.
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