Quest for the Legendary Tinfoil Ball

by: SmileyCream

Description}: [i][b]Report: Quest for the Legendary Tinfoil Ball[/b] You’d think you could trust your best friend of all Qwuedeviv but apparently even they are able to be corrupted by tyrannical minds; minds like Spork’s for example. I’ve always been able to get Loan Shark to go along with me, but go figure it got the great idea stuck in its head that Quest for the Legendary Tinfoil Ball was a bad idea. The plan was pretty simple. We were all out of tinfoil, but some of the neighbors were bound to have some! I didn’t see why they’d mind sharing with a couple of alien kitties. Found out pretty fast that plan wasn’t gonna work too well. No one would even stand around long enough for me to ask. Talk about rude neighbors, huh! Loan Shark had tagged along with me, I think to complain or something, since that’s all it did the entire trip. Loan Shark always worries too much—Wanna find a paranoid Qwuedeviv? Go look in the stealth division and you can find tons of Loan Sharks scurrying and fretting over stupid things. So I figured between me and Shark—whose specialty was infiltration by the way—we could sneak into one of these houses and get our tinfoil easy! Well, it was a perfect idea until Loan Shark decided to ignore the order to help me with the infiltration. Some friend. So I did it alone! Snuck through an open window, ventured into the kitchen, rummaged through a lot of stuff and eventually found it. Command Center fell down on the job though and failed to remind me to watch out for the house’s inhabitants. Guess they weren’t so happy I had dropped by to visit. For the sake of time I’ll spare the details, but the condensed version? I got chased around…a lot…with a broom while some other human decided to call the police. Over tinfoil? Really? Loan Shark ended up coming in to save—er, assist me and once we were out I made the commanderly decision to run like the whole dang Qwujakuhl population was on our tails. It wasn’t my fault the humans had constructed an intersection in my way and it wasn’t my fault the humans were all a bunch of lousy drivers. There was a lot of loud noises and yelling ‘n stuff which of course was all the humans’ fault. Then the police showed up and well that complicated stuff. The whole thing was just chaos and scrambling. Loan Shark managed to get its furry hide over in time to get us out of there though and we had to run even farther. Once we got to a safe distance we slowed down and Loan Shark started its complaining again. I think it was just grumpy that it nearly got its tail run over. Moody fur-brained cat. Complained foreeeevvvveeer about how I’d blown our cover and nearly gotten myself killed—such an exaggeration. Anyway the point is, Loan Shark hits like a girl and mewls like a kitten. Lt. Smiley out![/i] [b]Short leetle Descript:[/b] Now here’s what we call an unexpected twist in events. It is my guess that no one would ever suspect Loan Shark of all kitties to play the role of a spanker, yus? For eet is gentle and shyish and all that good stuff. True! =o And under most circumstances it indeed would never even consider such a thing. But most circumstances are not all circumstances ^u^ Safety of luxurious best friend comes above shyness. As for the shining tinfoil ball? Ehh I dunno XD I wanted to. I imagine that’s how Smiley sees it. Oh and Smiley is wearing its uniform, I just didn’t detail its tail with a separate line from the suit *shrugs* =p I’d also like to momentarily act like a silly little being and proclaim that this is once again one of the few pictures where I actually achieved what I was going for. OH MAH GAWSH YAY X3

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